Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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