i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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