they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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