are you still at the devil's house?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
and she was petting her beer can
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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