its not stalking. its research.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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