we have officially lost it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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