Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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