he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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