When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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