You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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