You're completely useless in the revolution.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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