just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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