You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My life is pants optional.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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