I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you would pick up someone in the library
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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