Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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