white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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