you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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