This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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