yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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