he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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