i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
