ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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