i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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