oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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