I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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