By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My ass is underappreciated
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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