too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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