I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My balls are so social today.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
