would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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