I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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