glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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