I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The air was thick with penises
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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