we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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