I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
