He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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