So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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