At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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