This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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