I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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