Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
