i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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