she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Randomize
