I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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