Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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