Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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