this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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