What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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