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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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(317): View more from Indiana

fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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(917): View more from New York City

hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(708): View more from Illinois

i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.

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(519): View more from Ontario

How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

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Not very gracefully, that's how.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today

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You're a god amongst men today

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