bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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