I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My dick has a subreddit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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