Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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