$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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